Who's Scruffy Lookin?

Damn that's a good picture of me on the cover of Quidditch weekly! Hey Gwennie! Your man is on the cover again...except...there's no actual headline...so it's the Headline that wasn't!


AWESOME.

I really seem to be out of it lately. No headlines? Not picked for the All Star Game? What is wrong with me? So...I had some serious shit happen...who hasn't right? I'm off my game...seriously off. Gotta fix that.

Where are all my girls? Thalia? Gwennie? Gen? I know where Em is...and well technically I do know where Gwennie tends to be...heh.

See? I knew I should have done that swimsuit shoot a few months ago!

She's got a busted spine. The Healers are still working on her. They keep telling me to go home. I don't wanna. Need to stay here.

Gwennie? Gen? Thalia? Anyone there?

Well, the season is over and we did pretty well. Gen is to be commended really. She's only had us for a year, and with the change in management...we did damn well! We should be proud of ourselves Magpies!

Now that the season is over though, I have NO idea what the hell to do with myself. I know some people are thinking vacationing and what not, but I am thinking sleep. not getting out of my pajamas for at least two days.

Looks like I definitely picked the right bird to shag a lot...she's got a HAREM???

Damn I am SEXY! That picture in the Quill? I want to know where I was when that shot was taken because DAMN. I'd shag me!
What a GREAT way to kick off my birthday than to get a picture of my on the cover of a magazine!

[private to Gwen]
Damn...I told you we were caught. I'm not sorry. I hope you're not. It was still wicked hot, Gwenie.
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Gwen? Where you at woman?

I am so very glad that Thalia is back. I know she went through a rough time of it, and while she's repeatedly told me it's not my fault, I can't help but feel slightly responsible. It was MY rabid fan that kidnapped her because of some bloody article that wasn't even true. I know it could have been anyone, any fan, but it wasn't. It was Thalia and my fan. I will always feel slightly responsible. How could I not???

As for the article about my team manager? Well well well, Miss Gen! Talk about amazing? Front cover of the mag and everything! How does it feel to be a star???

OK...WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?????

I am not engaged. I have never proposed to a woman at least not when sober in my entire life! The whole thing is TOTAL bollocks!!!

Gwen? We need to talk seriously. This...this whole thing is fucked up. beyond fucked up. I need to talk to you, please.

Gen - don't. Just...please don't. I know what you're thinking.

And what the fuck Thalia's been KIDDNAPPED?? And I'M the MOTIVE?????

So wait, there's nothing about me in the Quill? Am I doing something wrong???

Oh, and um, Manager type person??? What is this????

So, yeah, we totally won!

Sorry Gwen...maybe next time you can successfully distract me...

I am sore. There are muscles on my body that I didn't even know EXISTED that are sore. And now I know why. Cauldron cakes. CAULDRON CAKES PEOPLE!!! DO you have ANY idea how many fucking cupcakes I actually ate???? Well I bought three dozen. I took a two dozen to practice. You do the math! Oy….and I have a raging head ache.

And NOW I find out the damn cupcakes were DRUGGED? HEXED? POTIONED? Whatever. The result was the same. I've never been this sore in my life.

Thalia, I don't care what anyone says...LESBIANS ARE HOT!

The McLapp? That's not even a real disease!

They say no news is good news right? HA! I say no news means you're bloody boring! But of course boring has never been my problem thus far. I am anything BUT boring. Right? Right? Come on now! Scandal, intrigue? It follows me wherever I go! Ok, so maybe I seek it out and I definitely encourage it but that is neither here nor there!

Still, the game today should bring in a few headlines, wot? Especially if we win, since well…us winning is always headline worthy!


Who's up for a small wager on the games today?

( Cormac McLaggen )